How does a porcupine masturbate? Very carefully. (And with sporting equipment.)

The Humpy Awards: Celebrating the art of canine-leg love. 

Lady Dog: “Men.”  [Eye roll]

Lady Dog: “Men.” [Eye roll]

This dog’s name is Chuck Woolery. He’ll be done masturbating in “two and two.”

This rare parrot really loves getting his picture taken.

On this, the day of St. Valentine, a dog and stuffed gorilla prove that love truly has no bounds.

The Otter White Meat

In honor of Groundhog Day, won’t you please support the Restoration of Marmot Eroticism? Global warming is wreaking havoc on the sex lives of these graceful creatures. With shorter winters comes shorter hibernation periods, causing decreased libidos and shrinking populations. “Even  Marmot masturbation is at an all time low,” report advocates. So please spread the word and support groundhog self-gratification. Because Puxatawny Phil without a wank is a spiteful critter who will punish us all with six more week of winter.
[Photo: Twitpic/JasonMunich]

In honor of Groundhog Day, won’t you please support the Restoration of Marmot Eroticism? Global warming is wreaking havoc on the sex lives of these graceful creatures. With shorter winters comes shorter hibernation periods, causing decreased libidos and shrinking populations. “Even Marmot masturbation is at an all time low,” report advocates. So please spread the word and support groundhog self-gratification. Because Puxatawny Phil without a wank is a spiteful critter who will punish us all with six more week of winter.

[Photo: Twitpic/JasonMunich]

You’d be horny too if you just ate a trashcan full of delicious garbage.

Listening to old men talk about recycled energy is a little-known aphrodisiac among kangaroos.